Bumper Stickers

1. A day without sunshine, is night.
2. A dermatologist is the only person that can give a superficial diagnosis.
3. Aaagh!! I bit my tooth.
4. All extremist should be shot.
5. At 4:00 AM you never know if it is too early or too late.
6. At war, soldiers receive bullets, generals receive medals.
7. Back off ! Or I'll flip a booger on your windshield... (Tailgaters.... - Thank you: Gerry)
8. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he gets angry, he's a mile away -- and barefoot. (Just plain old HAH HAH HAH! - Thank you: Sieran)
9. Big brother is watching you (Thank you: Penguinstein)
10. Bigamy is having one too many wives... Monogamy is the same thing.
11. Breast inspection 10 yards ahead. Have them out, please.
12. Buckle up..It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you from your car.
13. Can't feed them? Don't breed them!
14. Don't go to sleep mad, get up and fight!
15. Don't steal, the government does not like competition.
16. Don't take life so seriously, you won't come out of it alive.
17. Don't worry, your worst day will only last 24 hours.
18. Drive Now. Talk Later (Hang up your cell phone)
19. Driver carries no cash. He is married.
20. Drugs lead to nowhere, but it is a scenic route.

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